Don't worry lads, massive recession coming, thousands possibly millions redundant, house prices halving, country going to the dogs, riots, looting, pillage, fuel getting scarcer and more expensive, wages reducing to keep your job.
The roads will be clearer cos only the well heeled (and the ever increasing number of scroungers) will be able to afford to drive.
There thats made you feel better hasn't it, old boogers like me seen it before, but slight difference this time...no manufacturing industry left, so how do we get out of it this time, i know we'll borrow even more money.
Lets take the licences of anyone over 65...brilliant....doh.
Congestion isn't half as bad when the kids are off school, could always make the little darlings walk, quick call childline, cruel man wants to make me make my own way to school.....