Seen any good bumper stickers

[obi_waynne]

Have you seen any good bumper stickers recently? I don't think there are so many around now but the ones that are seem quite funny.

RB26DET Inside - based on the intel inside logo!
If you can read this then my engine must be off!

What others have you seen (keep it clean!)

 

[stamford]

On the passenger door of my track ZS I have 'Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on!'

Another I have seen lately has been 'I'm not drunk, I'm avoiding potholes'

 

[thexav]

I like that pothole one!

I saw one that said "SLOW UP I'm too low for speed bumps".

 

[herb]

i saw a 306 with a sticker along the lines of beware its french bits will fall off, i saw an mk2 astra the other day with scrappage scheme survivor sticker on the back, and 1 i remember from a teachers fiat 126 in juniors when i grow up i want to be a rolls royce

 

[Mr2Bully]

saw one on a modded saxo which read lower than a smackheads morals.