If your car could talk

[obi_waynne]

If your car could talk what would it say or ask?

Mine would probably be something like this "I feel underused and unappreciated. At least give me some nice super unleaded to drink!"

 

[WLBjork]

Well, apart from mine wanting higher cetane diesel rather than SU, mine would probably have similar demands to yours.

Oh, and a good wash as well.

 

[turbonutter69]

Mine would prob tell me to slow down.

 

[jd autos]

If your car could talk what would it say or ask?

Mine would probably be something like this "I feel underused and unappreciated. At least give me some nice super unleaded to drink!"

mine would probably say. thank god your back, that wife of yours terrifies me :amazed:

 

[herb]

i like that 1!!

mine would say wash me!!!!

 

[dpsubaru]

think mine would say "lose some weight you fat barsteward, your making my performance look bad."

 

[Broken Cambelt]

"man what are you playing at ? you promised me youd get that dent out by july, i carry you 30 000 miles and this is how you say thank you, Honestly!"

somthing along those lines, and to be honest i did promise myself that the dent would be fixed by summer, probably all nice and rusty around the inside of it by now.

 

[fezzafii]

Please stop spanking me so hard!

 

[jetlag700]

Mine would "WINK" at me and say "don't wash me every other day, other cars are looking at me like I'm some kinda clean freak, and yeah so what I'm a Jag, that's besides the point, and by the way I like highways better than the city, so take me there more often and I'll show you the meaning of ROAR~!~!!! And if ya wanna be safe-get a 5 point seat belt so you stay put better around corners!~!~!~"

 

[obi_waynne]

Please stop spanking me so hard!

Treat them mean and keep em keen eh? I'm sure it will backfire, it always does.

 

[thexav]

Mine would say "Stop braking so hard, you're wearing out my tyres!"

 

[Yugguy]

"I've done 135 thousand miles!!! and you've never taken me to the moon and back."