"And Glod spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the Instructor your Glod…
ONE: 'You shall have not have a larger engine than Me.'
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a pratany likeness of an Audi Quattro, Lancia Stratos, Metro 6R4, Ford GT40 or even a Cobra unless you really know what your doing.'
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the manufacturer of our car in vain.'
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, & drive upto the speed limit & not 15mph below it.'
FIVE: 'Honor your roundabout and your indicators.'
SIX: 'You shall not murder except on a really bad day when everyone is in the middle lane.'
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit
mechaphilia , unless the garage is locked & no ones looking.'
EIGHT: 'You shall not steal, car aerials when your blind drunk.'
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness to the insurance company.'
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's car; you shall not covet your neighbor's wifes car, nor his male servants car, nor his female servants car, nor his ox (because he can't afford a car), nor his quad, nor anything that is your neighbor's, including he's VHS collection of Topgear.'