Roundabouts!!
The worst examples of driving that i manage to attract at all times (due to my apparent invisibility cloak around my Beemer) are roundabout-near-collisions.
I'll use the outer lane to come off at the second exit (lawful) and invariably so will the car on the inner lane either next to me or slightly in front of me (also lawful).
The problem with this maneouvre of course is that the car using the inner lane of the roundabout will invariably cut me up by pulling straight in front of me and 90% of the time, almost into me!
Nowadays i merely drive round roundabouts with one hand on the horn totally ready for the thick bar stewards!
The other insteresting case of what could loosely be called "driving" was a stupid old woman shouting at me because SHE couldn't read the road!
Picture this, if you will: Left lane, straight on. Middle lane, straight on or right onto a double lane to the right. Right lane, right only.
Basically i was in the middle lane and was turning right as i was wanting to use the far lane turning right and invariably so was she, yet she was in the right-hand lane to use the nearest one. This making sense at all? Lol.
Anyway should pulled in front of me and decided she was entitled to hurl obscenities at me. daft old b*tch! Honestly! I wish people would learn to drive, no wonder insurance premiums are so damned high!!
Ok, bad drivers.....old women......stupid people....
Rant...DONE!!
(in the style of Gordon Ramsay)