I don't even know where to begin. This morning alone I was driving the wife to work through wakefield up the dual carriageway and some complete *&^%$ in a little red .....thing!..... decides it's quite alright for him to pull straight in front of me where there is zero room meaning i either have to break or hit him. It took a great deal of restraint when stopped at the next lights not to physcially get out, rip off his car door, pull him out, then proceed to beat him to death with said door. I get this all the time!
Usually every single day someone wants to race me. I constantly mention to the wife, "look at this guy, suddenly weaving around traffic and putting his foot down because he's seen me" and all i get as a response is, "maybe he's just late for work" or "maybe he just wants to get home. Why are you convinced everyone's trying to race you?" Are you kidding me? They JUST realised they were late or that they needed something on the way home. Just now. Just as soon as they've seen me. Just at the moment I've seen their eyes staring at me in the rear view mirror. Jesus wept.
Anyway my basic problem is every person who gets a hard on as soon as they see me coming and start driving dangerously to somehow prove a point putting themselves, me and other drivers all at risk....... Stop it!! Your car is not fast, I am not proving that to you here in traffic you idiot, learn more about cars and then you'll know just how much of a tool you're being!!
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and breathe.......... lol