Things not to say whilst driving...

[obi_waynne]

There are some things you should not say to your passengers whilst driving. It seem to worry them and cause panic:???:

Phew the brakes worked.
Is that a bus I'm following?
Which pedal makes it stop?
Wow - a flying elephant!
What (bus/pedestrian/cliff edge etc...)?
Phew that was close!

 

[pgarner]

Awww thats nice

say it anytime you floor it brake hard swerve to avoid anything

 

[Prince]

'Is that the gear stick...or are you just happy to see me?!'
'I've never done this before!'
'Who's car is this?'
'Look at me...no hands!!'
'Watch what happens when I do this....'

 

[pgarner]

'Is that the gear stick...or are you just happy to see me?!'
'I've never done this before!'
'Who's car is this?'
'Look at me...no hands!!'
'Watch what happens when I do this....'

look no hands usually works as well

 

[Prince]

What about.....

'I knew I shouldn't have had that beer...'
'Wow, I'm drunk right now'
'10 points if I hit that person on the path!'
'10 points if I can hit anyone!'
'I can't see!'
'Blink!'
'P.I.T. Manoeuvre!!'
'F*** Tha Police'
'Who's that flashing their lights at me?!'
'Shhhh! I haven't got insurance!'
'I feel dizzy!'
'It seemed like a good idea at the time!'
'Whoops!'
'Is that supposed to happen?!'

 

[obi_waynne]

What have I started here? Love the suggestions guys.

 

[Prince]

Lol! I'm quite proud of my suggestions!

 

[HDi fun]

'That's smoke comin' in through the air vents. Good, it means the engine's still running'.

 

[fingers]

I fing that going AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH completley out of the blue gets people worried, especially if your passengers are asleep.

 

[Massive]

Look A Shortcut
Wow, i can see so many planes in the sky
I think i just close my eyes for a few

 

[HDi fun]

Where did that come from?

 

[obi_waynne]

How many times have I done the "shortcut" one - they never are!

 

[vr1066]

'was that a speed bump'.