Make up a new model name

[obi_waynne]

Makers are coming out with silly model names and I think we can come up with some that are a lot more imaginative.

What about

Seat Down - an off road varient!
Kia Aura - an orange version of a popular model. (Say it out loud!)
Ford SUP - an SUV for the younger generation.
Nissan Wherever GTR - an off road version of the GTR on steroids.
Audi Dodat - a fully automatic car with parking, steering, lane control and true hands off driving experience.

 

[bigbadjoe]

Skoda Letdown - No matter how hard it tries to be a VW, it will never be one!

Alfa Recovery - As the most importand document you will need is your breakdown recovery policy!

Lambohgini Overkill - It will have 17 turbo chargers, a supercharger and a V12 8L engine!

Fiat Misserable - Little poxi thing that will look like a tonka toy and handle like one aswell.

TVR Oversteer - It doesn't matter how gradual the corner is, the back end is guaranteed to step out!

:bigsmile:

 

[Yugguy]

The Skoda Desperate - it's as good as an Audi, honest.
The Kia Warrantee - it's now a lifetime, why are people still not buying our cars?
The Toyota Smug - zero emissions? You mugs, er, we mean, yes.
The Chevrolet HYOOOGE - V16, YEAH!!!

 

[bigbadjoe]

The Toyota Smug - zero emissions? You mugs, er, we mean, yes.

Love it. Reminds me of a South Park episode!

 

[stamford]

Lamborghini Fuoco - Gallardo means valiant or brave in italian, so Fuoco means 'fire' :blink1: seems more apt

BMW BIGGIE - (MINI it is not)

Toyota Callback - The version offered with it's own in-built sat-nav to guide it back to the dealerships for repairs

Citroen All Brake Assist - Designed for back seat passengers to brake as well.

FordRari F150 - the best of both worlds, an F1 styled pick-up.

 

[Loz]

The Toyota Smug - zero emissions? You mugs, er, we mean, yes.

Love it. Reminds me of a South Park episode!

It's because of that episode I will forever refer to that car as the Pious.

 

[obi_waynne]

Then there is the new

BMW "My road" - they decided the motorway designations were to narrow, with so many claiming the M3 & M5 it was time to expand ownership of all roads to the BMW users.

Ariel "Scaffold" - It is a more accurate description than the Atom.

 

[aston]

Aldi TT

 

[obi_waynne]

ROFLMHO!

 

[HDi fun]

The Ford Puka

 

[aston]

satsuma castanet

 

[aston]

Here are some i found:

Daihatsu
Rugged field sports resin top
d-bag
Town Cube

Honda
Acty crawler
joy-machine

Isuzu
Big horn
Mysterious utility wizard
giga 20 light dump

mitsubishi
Canter guts
auero queen
delcia space gear crusing active
mum 500 shall we join us? (yes, the question mark is part of the name)
Mini active urban sandal
Libero RVR super wild gear

Mazda
Carol
Autozam carol
Luce
Bongo brawny
LaPuta
Nissan
Cedric
Gloria gran-turismo 300 ultima-z
leopard j ferie
Prarie joy
Big thumb harmonised truck

Subaru
Gravel Express

Suzuki
alto afternoon tea
Van van (actually a motorbike)
every joy pop turbo

Toyota
Synus
Estima Lucida G Luxury joyful canopy

Mazda La Puta.....Like it

 

[HDi fun]

Porsche Boxster - Porsche Small Penis edition

 

[Yugguy]

Honda joy machine was real wasn't it, they used it in their adverts.

I do remember their hrv which was officially a 'hybrid recreational vehicle'. I called it the 'hideous recreational vehicle'.

 

[Loz]

Kia Chameleon, cos all they do is copy other cars. :amuse:

The 2016 replacement of the Nissan Juke will be called the Bulldogchewingathistle.

 

[bigbadjoe]

The Nissan Box - Bigger version of the Cube!!

 

[SLEEPER]

The sports version of the Prius will be called the Prius plonker