You know when you've overtuned your car when...

[obi_waynne]

You know when you've overtuned your car when...

Complete the sentence in the most witty and original way.

IE:-

....when you put your foot to the floor and watch your engine and front wheels zoom off up the road taking half the car with it!

&....When you set car alarms off as soon as your 24" sub kicks in.

 

[Freddie]

When the pistons rip themselves away from the con rod and fly through the head!

Aaand..

When valves skip at idle!

 

[obi_waynne]

...when you make babies cry when you drive past. :cry:

 

[blacklineninja]

when you could blow away all competition at the lights, if only your engine would idle

 

[redcom]

...when you know you could overtake that bicycle if only the road was flat! Doh!

 

[obi_waynne]

... When you can pass everything except for a petrol station.

 

[HDi fun]

When you get torque steer in fourth in a diesel car in they dry.

 

[billyo]

...when it still moves with the engine switched off because there is 7 inches travel on the sub woofers!

 

[StevieDB9]

when birds get sucked through the radiator

 

[obi_waynne]

when birds get sucked through the radiator

Guess this includes small children too?

 

[StevieDB9]

i was going to say small children but i thought i would have got abuse for being sick!!

 

[obi_waynne]

Yup - you would have got loads of abuse for that one So I took the abuse for you. Anyway I was imagining those annoying kids that swarm and vandalise things so it wasn't as nasty as it sounds!

 

[StevieDB9]

ah yes, good point

 

[obi_waynne]

You know you've overtuned your car when you can't make it to the next nearest petrol station

 

[coupe]

you know when you have overtuned your car, when your routes are planned by petrol station locations.

or your still stuck at the lights wheel spinning in 4th

 

[herb]

when this happens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxdyW6oocXk

 

[ben]

When you blow the competition away at the lights by just turning on your ICE.

 

[weber44idf]

you know when you have overtuned your car when your spending more on tyres than petrol !!!!!!!

 

[HDi fun]

If you don't switch off the engine when at the petrol station the engines drinking faster at idle speed than the petrol pump can deliver the stuff to the tank.

Or the suction draws blood through your skin.

 

[herb]

you know when youve overtuned your car when a lorry beats you of the lights cause you cant get traction

 

[HDi fun]

The traction thing is a good point.

Why bother building a model with 650bhp when the 400bhp model works the ESP maximally anyway?

 

[MasterAuron]

That's what wider wheels/tyres and slicks are for! Well setup suspension will also help marginally.

 

[HDi fun]

When the ATF (or Dexron II) turns into a foaming mass every time you engage full kickdown.

 

[Loz]

when this happens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxdyW6oocXk

You know when you've overtuned your car when...

Veyron drivers won't race you at the traffic lights.

the engine takes off down the road & you don't.

Ross Brawn won't quit phoning you for advice.

you can beat me!!! ha ha oh god only in my dreams! :embarrest:

 

[fezzafii]

You know when you've overtuned your car when...

BANG.

 

[obi_waynne]

A few of us have been there fezzafii!

 

[Loz]

You know when you've overtuned your car when...

It's nicked!

Max Power set up camp in your front garden, to see what you come up with next.

you get to your destination before you've left. :blink:

 

[old-git]

Sorry, don't understand the question.

 

[Country Bumpkin]

..... the coffee you were drinking has just messed up the circuit on your battery razor and you've dropped the mobile !

 

[obi_waynne]

Sorry, don't understand the question.

It's a complete the sentance thread.

You know when you've overtuned your car when...

and you add a reason or situation in the most amusing or humourous way possible.

 

[Loz]

It's a complete the sentance thread.

You know when you've overtuned your car when...

and you add a reason or situation in the most amusing or humourous way possible.

I'll bet Oldgit's thinking, there's no such thing as an overtuned car, hence it does not compute! :mrgreen:

 

[stamford]

....you hit the start button the engine stays put and the car overturns.

 

[old-git]

It's a complete the sentance thread.

You know when you've overtuned your car when...

and you add a reason or situation in the most amusing or humourous way possible.

I know!!!!!!! What I didn't understand was why you would think that you have too much power. This is just not possible

 

[old-git]

I'll bet Oldgit's thinking, there's no such thing as an overtuned car, hence it does not compute! :mrgreen:

Correct

 

[obi_waynne]

:embarrest: Here I am thinking your are being a bit blond and I end up proving to the world that I am blond!

No offence to any Blonds it is an understood medical term (Brain Limited - Obvious Neural Deficiency.) (2fast et al is going to have a go at me for this one)

 

[pgarner]

doesnt blonde have an e at the end ?

 

[puntoD]

Bit of a thred change but i thought id put it here..

You know you everyone thinks your a t**t for thinkin your fast when this happens.......


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i1eY2BQvhY

Love this vid so much! XD go car

 

[old-git]

doesnt blonde have an e at the end ?

Depends if you are male or female as the e is used by some writers to differentiate between the sexes.

Besides, the e would mess up the 'acronym'

 

[obi_waynne]

Brain Limited - Obvious Neural Deficiency Evident!

 

[old-git]

Brain Limited - Obvious Neural Deficiency Evident!

Good one, I was looking for a suitable word but failed miserably