I've had few error messages...
BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Error reading FAT record. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Invalid mouse movement.
Press any key except... No, No, No, NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User."
User Error: Replace User.
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)
Windows Message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on their way.
A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred. A recursion error has occurred.
IEXPLORE.EXE has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
Active Update complete. While you were reading this page, IE automatically updated your computer. KBytes added: 45,134,313, Bugs removed: 1954, Bugs added: 9172.
Corrupt system error. Although your system is working fine, there is a newer version of Windows available. Internet Explorer will now begin to sabotage your system so parts will not work right until you buy the Windows upgrade to "fix" these problems.
Enjoyment disabled. Your system administrator has disabled enjoyment for this site. You may view the pages, but you may not enjoy them. See your system administrator for more information.
File access error. An unexpected error occurred while giving permission to Microsoft to read a file on your hard drive.
Game over. Insert quarter to browse the Internet.
HTML rendering error. The rendering engine needs an oil change and new spark plugs.
License error. You have violated the Internet Explorer License Agreement. Bill Gates will be by later on this evening to collect your soul.
MSHTTP Error 007. This page will self-destruct in 20 seconds.
MSHTTP Error 1223: Does your mother know you are looking at pages like this? Well, she does now.
MSHTTP Error 1984: The site you attempted to access:
www.netscape.com does not exist. It never did. Any rumors that it may have are lies.
MSHTTP Error 770 Brain not found
MSHTTP Error ID10T. Please step away from your computer and do not touch it again until you have read the online manual.
Memory error. All of your personal settings have been forgotten.
OLE registration error. Don't you ever register any of your shareware?
Out of disk space. Internet Explorer requires at least 100 terabytes of free hard disk space to accomodate cache, swap space, downloadable components, desktop advertising, and the local user tracking database. Please free up some more space and try again.
Random error. You have not gotten any error messages recently, so here is random one just to let you know that we haven't started caring.
Slow connection. The connection between this site and you is extremely slow. You can either wait, or click here to get out and push.
Stack overflow. Internal stack fall down go boom.
System recommendations. Internet explorer has analyzed the hardware on your computer and has determined they you need to throw it all out and get a new computer with the latest Microsoft software.
The Java applet you attempted to run is written in platform independent Java. Microsoft Internet Explorer can not run this type of java. Contact the server's administrator and have them re-write the applet to run only in Internet Explorer.
The MS IIS server you are trying to access is currently rebooting. This is normal behavior. Please stand by.
The font: BillsFavoriteFont.TTF could not be found. Re-install Windows and Internet Explorer and all of your other applications to fix this problem.
The page data could not be found in the cache. Would you like to use your credit card instead?
The page you attempted to access contained information that Microsoft has deemed inappropriate. Because the server is running MS IIS, this page has been deleted automatically. The police have been notified and will arrest the server's administrator shortly.
The server is up but the site is down and I don't know what direction you are trying to to...
The web page you requested was accidentally shredded during transfer. Please try back later.
There was an error displaying the HTML error message.
Too many Internet Explorer windows are open. Internet Explorer has become confused and will now die.
Warning: Microsoft Internet Explorer is no longer registered as the default browser. Because Internet Explorer is part of the operating system, Windows may not work properly. Do you want to restore Internet Explorer as your default web browser? [Yes] [Yes]
Web Tangle. The world wide web is all tangled up and will take time to untangle.
You attempted to uninstall Internet Explorer. You may not do that. As punishment for this treachery, Internet Explorer will be restored and additional unwanted components will be added.
Your home page could not be opened because there is nobody at home.
Lifted from here
I'm running away now before Waynne throws a coffe mug at me!