lol !!
hey, have you heard of Jabbasport ??
My friend took his golf tdi150 there, he's now £400 poorer but the car runs at 220bhp. they dropped the torque down to 365 so it wouldn't slip the original clutch !! Goes like a rocket.
Couple of others I know have gone there. 2 options, one is the standard chip, or they re program it while it's on th rr