You know your'e in a 4x4 offroader when

[obi_waynne]

Another complete the sentance threads, it will be interesting to see what you chaps come up with.

You know your'e in a 4x4 offroader when ........ people wipe their shoes as they get out of the car.

 

[Loz]

...you need a winch & a ground anchor to get up your own drive.

 

[turbonutter69]

when you pay for the road tax.

 

[HDi fun]

..............when 3mm of snow renders you totally immobile.

 

[lutonmatt]

from my own car

they put seat covers on the they dont get dirty lol

and agree with the mud on the drive
was so much mud out side the house over the winter it blocked the drains lol

 

[Jakeymd]

You're in a defender

 

[Yugguy]

I know I'm in a 4x4 when I want to hurl every time it rolls round a corner like the Herald of Free Enterprise.

 

[Big Fat Fatty]

you feel the urge to take it off road but it's only an X5 and gets stuck on the first bit of wet grass you get to

 

[Sydcot]

You need a ladder to get in!

 

[Massive]

your wallet is empty

 

[herb]

when= its more spotlessly clean than the display car in the local ferrari showroom

when= you can tow a lorry up a snow/ice covered hill

when= hugh fearnley whittingstall says there is a herb i want to cook with and its in the middle of that marshlad

when= you are filming a nature documentry for the BBC

 

[aswearing]

...you've just dropped your kids off at a school in Cheshire...

 

[stamford]

...it's snowing and you are everybodies best friend!

 

[lutonmatt]

...it's snowing and you are everybodies best friend!

we know that one to well