Stupid Polls & stupid organisations

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IAM has a quick Drink-Drive survey on its site.

http://iam.org.uk/component/content/article/20013-2012/media-a-research-home/media-a-research/20105

I have concluded that the IAM is run by morons. On the homepage there's a button entited 'Who are the IAM?' The IAM is plural. 'What is the IAM?' would be correct.

The survey is daft. If I answer the questions correctly then my answers suggest that I drink and drive constantly. I am just as likely to drink-drive over Xmas and New Year than I am any other time of year. On the surface this suggests that I do it all the time.

In fact I don't drink and drive at all. Any time of year.

Other examples:

Insurance quotation req over phone. Bear in mind that incorrect information can invalidate your policy.

Q: 'Have you ever lived abroad?'

A: I lived in France during 1999.

Q: How long did you live in France?

A: About a two weeks.

Q: Wow, you didn't like it much then?

A: Lovely place actually.

Q: So why did you leave so soon? (were you deported??)

A: It was only a holiday.

Q; So you didn't live there then?

A: Well I wasn't dead when I was there.

Q(ish) : This is a waste if my time.

A: I agree, but you advised me to answer questions accurately.
 
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