Most lame speeding excuses ever...

[obi_waynne]

What are the most lame speeding excuses you can think of (some of the suggestions below have been used!)

I was running out of fuel and had to get home as soon as possible.
I was looking at the rev counter instead of the speedo.
Whats speeding mean officer?
The cruise control just took over.
I was stung by a bee.
My wifes having a BABY!

I'm sure you can think of lots more than me.

 

[Prince]

'My speedo if broken'
'I was trying to dry off my car'
'I'm running late'
'I need the toilet'
'I was testing my car'

http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-04/speeding-what-is-your-excuse.jpg

 

[pgarner]

im stirling moss ( he was stopped and asked who do you think you are stirling moss)
i need to get home the babysitters left
well you must have been speeding to you caught me up
im just keeping up with the traffic there that much in front
i no speak engish i no speak english