Is your car like a woman

[obi_waynne]

Do you think your car is like a woman? What characteristics do they share?

Mine is dependable and reliable providing I spend a bit of money on her now and again!

 

[turbonutter69]

No my cars better than any woman for the simple fact that it never shouts or moans at me.

 

[dpsubaru]

i'm with you tn69

 

[charger69]

cars and women go together.
i wonder by the way what car would your wife be when ya'll get old?

 

[aston]

Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself, hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. Pray you make contact with her twin airbags as soon as possible.


Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.

 

[96AccordCoupe]

I apologise and pet the dashboard if I miss a gear or hit a large pothole lol, does that count?

 

[RobBentley]

The W8 is like a women, it's always moaning (fault codes).

 

[prevtec]

cars and women are totally different,

a car is there for when you want it
a car dosent give out to you
a car will take abuse
a car wont mind if you go without it for a while
a car dosent ask questions
a car just needs tlc every now and then
a car costs less