Inventing new car model names

[obi_waynne]

Car makers are coming up with rubbish car names. IQ, Qashqai, AyGo etc...

Invent a new car name for the following types of cars.

A new big wheeled off roader.
A new family car
A sports coupe
A brand new Ferrari

What about the
Gigorock
Fambus
Socco
and the new Ferrari Revsloads?

How am I doing? Shall I give up my day job yet? What are your suggestions then?

 

[Chris Green]

A new big wheeled off roader. Toyota Sodof

A new family car - Hyundai Bratz (and one for the retired driver, the Gitz. The previous Getz was only driven by ageing Liverpudlians)

A sports coupe - Mazda Miami CSi (I think the MX5 really was called Miata stateside, wasn't it?)

A brand new Ferrari - Ferrari Capezzolo, (sounds good till you realise it's a nipple). The hottest version would be the Capezzolo Rosso complete with peek-a-boo viewing panel over engine bay.

You gotta admit - anything's better than Starions and Sirions, and admitting that a car won't go, as in Nova!

What about a new diesel-powered soft-top?

Lotus Leonardo Di Cabrio

 

[turbonutter69]

The Toyota Aygo may have a silly name but what would you say to this.
I give you the Aygo Crazy.

http://www.webwombat.com.au/motoring/news_reports/toyota-aygo-crazy-hot-hatch.htm

I think it looks awesome. Mid engined, rear wheel drive and no driver aids. This is one shopping cart I would own.

 

[J0K3R]

A new big wheeled off roader.

Jeep Farmraider 6000XRi LBT SVx GXi Turbo 22 Litre V50 Fuel Muncher Extravaganno

A new family car

Vauxhall Mundano

A sports coupe

Wastegate 2.7 (Boast 1 mpg per litre)

A brand new Ferrari

Testicalossa.

 

[dpsubaru]

A new big wheeled off roader:
BMW bellend

A new family car:
MPV Zoo

 

[Chris Green]

A new big wheeled off roader:
BMW bellend

A new family car:
MPV Zoo

Good ones. Presumably there won't be an automatic version of the BMW Bellend. (Designed to 'come in manual' only to better reflect the kind of person that will buy it)

A brand new Ferrari

Testicalossa.

The designer was working on the ballsy Twin Testicalossa when he made a mistake, it all went pear-shaped and he ended up with the 'sac'!

 

[charger69]

A new big wheeled off roader. - RockStar
A new family car -SunRoad
A sports coupe -RV-XR
A brand new Ferrari -Romulus

 

[charger69]

A new big wheeled off roader.

Jeep Farmraider 6000XRi LBT SVx GXi Turbo 22 Litre V50 Fuel Muncher Extravaganno

A new family car

Vauxhall Mundano

A sports coupe

Wastegate 2.7 (Boast 1 mpg per litre)

A brand new Ferrari

Testicalossa.

the ferrari sounds to me more like testiculs, no offense mate....

 

[Chris Green]

the ferrari sounds to me more like testiculs, no offense mate....

I've more than a slight hunch that this was what was meant!

 

[saddler]

A new big wheeled off roader. > mitsubishi Wag
A new family car > Ford shopago
A sports coupe > Nissan GTAHHHH
A brand new Ferrari > Farrari phallic

 

[obi_waynne]

Good suggestions there guys. Somehow I just knew that we would do a better job than the car makers.