Confusios say for motorists

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If confusious was alive today I'm sure he'd come out with some sayings that relate to motorists.

"Man in hot car never a happy bunny!"
"Driver who never looks back will never see the future."
"The wise man indicates his manoveral intentions in advance, a fool trusts the judgement and clairvoyance of others."

What sayings do you think he would come up with then?
 
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Ok, that's a real one! :lol:

When you have arrived always remember where you have been, so you can find the car.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

A wise man works together with car, a fool wrestles with it.

When you come across driver in the middle lane, take pity on them for they are short on wits & low of brow. :amuse:
 
Man who keeps looking behind will miss opportunities ahead.

Man who stay behind milkfloat going to be late, but will save a lot of fuel!

If two cars crashed and no one was around would they make a noise? (with the advent of robotic driven cars this is now a possibility.)
 

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