HDi fun
TC ModFather
I'll credit these first few to Chris Longhurst, who published the original Speed Trap Bible website back in 1996.
1. BMW 3 series: Optional brain container fitted in place of the more usual glovebox.
2. Ford Mondeo, Vauxhall Cavalier: Additional drivers manual entitled 'How Not To Change Lanes Until Five Yards Before Your Designated Motorway Exit.'
3. Volvo (any): Cruise Control Optionally Calibrated in feet between 1 and 10 to denote distance from the car in front.
4. In addition (to 3 above); Specially painted front bumper to resist exhuast stains from car in front.
5. Nissan Micra: Special interlocking device that requires brake pedal to be depressed before steering wheel can be turned.
6. Any: Special light amplifying front windscreen so that shades may be worn regardless of lighting and weather conditions.
7. Daily Rental Fleets: Floorpan operates as a surrogate ashtray
8. Daily Rental Fleets: Special engine reinforcement allowing the car to travel at higher speeds in all gears, especially reverse.
9. Citroen/Peugeot diesels: Additional fuel injectors in exhaust system for enhanced smoke production
Any more....?
1. BMW 3 series: Optional brain container fitted in place of the more usual glovebox.
2. Ford Mondeo, Vauxhall Cavalier: Additional drivers manual entitled 'How Not To Change Lanes Until Five Yards Before Your Designated Motorway Exit.'
3. Volvo (any): Cruise Control Optionally Calibrated in feet between 1 and 10 to denote distance from the car in front.
4. In addition (to 3 above); Specially painted front bumper to resist exhuast stains from car in front.
5. Nissan Micra: Special interlocking device that requires brake pedal to be depressed before steering wheel can be turned.
6. Any: Special light amplifying front windscreen so that shades may be worn regardless of lighting and weather conditions.
7. Daily Rental Fleets: Floorpan operates as a surrogate ashtray
8. Daily Rental Fleets: Special engine reinforcement allowing the car to travel at higher speeds in all gears, especially reverse.
9. Citroen/Peugeot diesels: Additional fuel injectors in exhaust system for enhanced smoke production
Any more....?