Blue lights - sickening feeling in your stomach. Policeman gets out and walks up to your car - very slowly to build the tension. "Ok so wheres the fire son?" . Policeman leans through your window "Did you know you were doing 36 in a 30 zone?" :shock: .
I don't know about you but I'm never any good at thinking up witty replies in these sorts of situations so I was hoping you could provide me with a repository of amusing quips or excuses that would get me off a ticket. :twisted:
(I'm not condoning the excessive speeding in the example above and we will just assume that the above drivers concentration wained - hey that's me a little and the speed crept up without him or her realising .)
I don't know about you but I'm never any good at thinking up witty replies in these sorts of situations so I was hoping you could provide me with a repository of amusing quips or excuses that would get me off a ticket. :twisted:
(I'm not condoning the excessive speeding in the example above and we will just assume that the above drivers concentration wained - hey that's me a little and the speed crept up without him or her realising .)