2 couples were playing poker one evening and Jim accidentally dropped a card and when he looked under the table to pick it up he noticed that Les' wife Sue had no underwear under her dress shocked at thisknocked his head on the table and emerged red faced.
Later Jim went into the kitchen to get some refreshment and Sue followed and asked"did you see something you liked under the table?"
Somewhat surprised at her boldness Jim admitted that indeed he did whereupon Sue sais "well you can have it but it will cost you $200.
Jim took a minute or 2 to assess his financial situation and the moral cost and said ok
Sue told him to come around at 2 pm sharp next Friday.
Friday rolled around and Jim arrived at Sues house and paid the agreed fee and they went into the bedroom and they had sex as agreed then Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual Les came home from golf at 6pm and asked ?did Jim come by the house this afternoon?
Sue with a lump in her throat said "why yes he did stop by for a few minutes" and her heart skipped a beat when Les asked if he gave her $200 ?
Sue put on her best poker face and said " well yes he did"
Les with a satisfied look surprised his wife by saying "He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $200 from me and promised that he would stop by and pay it back on his way home from work.
Now that is a real poker player
Later Jim went into the kitchen to get some refreshment and Sue followed and asked"did you see something you liked under the table?"
Somewhat surprised at her boldness Jim admitted that indeed he did whereupon Sue sais "well you can have it but it will cost you $200.
Jim took a minute or 2 to assess his financial situation and the moral cost and said ok
Sue told him to come around at 2 pm sharp next Friday.
Friday rolled around and Jim arrived at Sues house and paid the agreed fee and they went into the bedroom and they had sex as agreed then Jim quickly dressed and left.
As usual Les came home from golf at 6pm and asked ?did Jim come by the house this afternoon?
Sue with a lump in her throat said "why yes he did stop by for a few minutes" and her heart skipped a beat when Les asked if he gave her $200 ?
Sue put on her best poker face and said " well yes he did"
Les with a satisfied look surprised his wife by saying "He came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $200 from me and promised that he would stop by and pay it back on his way home from work.
Now that is a real poker player
