May Caption competition

[obi_waynne]

Write a funny or witty caption for the following image...

 

[SLEEPER]

locomotive passes crash test

 

[thexav]

I said you need more Driver training not drive into train.

 

[obi_waynne]

I see the TorqueCars wit is still in good form! @SLEEPER @thexav

 

[wizzer]

Two blonds in a car. "Is that rabbit tracks, no I think it's deer tracks. Then a train hit them!"

 

[Lunchmoney]

"But, first, let me take a selfie."

 

[Rudders666]

"There's no way you'll get across before the train comes"

"Hold my beer"

 

[Olley]

"Are you sure we're on the right track"

 

[Aerial Andy944]

My 1st diesel car and I'm pleased to say it really does pull like a train

 

[majorshooter]

Thomas! Put her down right now!

 

[TCJBOLDIE]

That car is no longer a virgin.

 

[obi_waynne]

Ooh man this could be the best caption compo we've run yet!

 

[wizzer]

You've gone Loco!

 

[thexav]

This thread just gets better and better!

I hope no one derails it!

 

[Aerial Andy944]

I hope no one derails it!

Or it runs out of steam
I wouldn't be chuffed at that
*cough* Lets keep this thread on the right track
I'll go now, this is making me Loco

 

[Olley]

"fitting the Loco diesel engine didn't quite go as planned"

"these new train bumpers aren't very good."

"maybe it's a sleeper"

"I don't care if you've only been there ten yards, you're on the train you have to pay the fare"

"these insurance jobs are going off the rails!"

The car drivers train of thought must have been de-railed.

Train driver to engineer "you feel that?" Engineer, "feel what, felt like a fly on the windscreen"

 

[TCJBOLDIE]

Don't worry it will buff out .