Kicking Tyres!

[obi_waynne]

Why do people kick tyres? Perhaps I'm missing the point but there is nothing that I can work out from a tyre kick? Am I doing it wrong or missing the point?

 

[HDi fun]

No information is recovered as a result of tyre kicking. Apart from the fact that they're there. Maybe.

Police panda car drivers like to do it.

Ask them why they kick tyres. Then ask them to refrain from doing so.

 

[aswearing]

excuse me ossifer, could you please shtop kicking my tyres??

when looking at new cars (whether i or others are buying) i usually kick the tyres for the comedy value 'yes mate, it looks sound' ''kick''

 

[HDi fun]

Comeday value is about all it's worth. When you get pulled aside from the road ask the copper if you may kick the tyres on their car.

 

[obi_waynne]

Is that before he lets you off for speeding or after?

 

[aswearing]

depends if you've had your brave pills that day

 

[HDi fun]

Probably after!

 

[aswearing]

''now sonny jim, don't let me catch you speeding again''

''ok officer i am trully sorry''

''good''

''can i just...''

-get out of the car, run over to the cop car, kick the tyres, do a stupid benny hil run get in your car and speed off

 

[pgarner]

the only thing i can think would be resaon to kick the tyres is if your blind and wanna check there no flat

as for panda drivers look at there life kicking tyres is the best thing that they can do

 

[obi_waynne]

'' ''can i just...''

-get out of the car, run over to the cop car, kick the tyres, do a stupid benny hil run get in your car and speed off

It's like a scene from Road runner! It cracked me up that did.

 

[aswearing]

might get the theme tune whacking out on my cd player, and drive round housing estates