How to tell the difference between a boy racer & an enthusiast...
At the traffic lights a boy racer will race anything that pulls up next to him, an enthusiast will be able to tell you the make, year & model of the car just by looking at the wing mirror.
Enthusiasts don't hang out at Mac Donald's, they go to Burger King instead.
Boy Racers have to wear hoods because the back of their heads look like Alex Murphy's.
Enthusiasts wear beanies to stop dirt getting in the OBD port.
Boy Racers think an exhaust you can lose your cat down & Lexus lights will gain them 20bhp, an enthusiast knows ditching the wife & kids will have the same effect.
When pulled for speeding a boy racer will mouth off to the fuzz & claim they is being victimised 'cos of the spafe car I's drive innit. An enthusiast know's the when he's beat & will say it's a fair cop & apologise, thus standing a (slim) chance of getting away with it, yesSirthankyouSirIwon'tdoitgainSir.
Boy racers run on Red Bull & Big Macs.
Enthusiasts run on tea & bacon sarnies.
Boy Racers tend to be social animals & hang around in packs, a group of boy racers is called a cruise.
An enthusiast however, is a largely solitary & can go missing for days sometimes weeks until somebody finds them & pumps the jack back up to let them out.