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Old 12-09-2007, 01:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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youknow your tired when: add to this list when you do something only warranted by being very very tired

you know your tired when:

you go to put unleaded in a diesel
you put your expensive jeans in the bin instead of the laundry bin
you go to put diesel in an unleaded
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You curb your alloys!
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Old 12-09-2007, 07:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You spend 30 min's looking for your watch and then realise you're wearing it.
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Old 12-09-2007, 08:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you forget to lock you car (done this loads of times.)
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Old 12-09-2007, 09:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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You don't remember the last 200 miles
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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try and get in sum1 elses car ! very embaresing
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fingers
You spend 30 min's looking for your watch and then realise you're wearing it.
I did that with my belt.

You check the time on your watch and inadvertantly empty the drink you were holding onto.
You're looking for 3rd gear in a rental car, that's automatic.
Hazard lights confuse you because you can't work out which way they want to turn.
You mistake your odometer for the time.
You can't shut the car door, because you're leg is still outside.

I've got loads of these...
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Old 13-09-2007, 07:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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MacDonald's seems like a good idea (that one may be "you know you're drunk when..." though)
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Old 13-09-2007, 07:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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You fall fast asleep at some traffic light and awake to find the car behind is beeping his horn at you
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Old 13-09-2007, 09:34 AM   #10 (permalink)
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you try a speedy take off in 3rd
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