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Old 05-10-2006, 08:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You know when you've overtuned your car when...

Complete the sentence in the most witty and original way.

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....when you put your foot to the floor and watch your engine and front wheels zoom off up the road taking half the car with it!

&....When you set car alarms off as soon as your 24" sub kicks in.
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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When the pistons rip themselves away from the con rod and fly through the head!

Aaand..

When valves skip at idle!
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Old 05-10-2006, 10:15 AM   #3 (permalink)
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...when you make babies cry when you drive past.
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Old 06-10-2006, 08:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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when you could blow away all competition at the lights, if only your engine would idle
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Old 06-10-2006, 02:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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...when you know you could overtake that bicycle if only the road was flat! Doh!
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Old 07-10-2006, 10:56 AM   #6 (permalink)
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... When you can pass everything except for a petrol station.
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Old 08-10-2006, 08:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-10-2006, 03:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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...when it still moves with the engine switched off because there is 7 inches travel on the sub woofers!
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Old 11-10-2006, 07:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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when birds get sucked through the radiator
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Old 12-10-2006, 05:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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when birds get sucked through the radiator
Guess this includes small children too?
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