There are some things you should not say to your passengers whilst driving. It seem to worry them and cause panic
Phew the brakes worked.
Is that a bus I'm following?
Which pedal makes it stop?
Wow - a flying elephant!
What (bus/pedestrian/cliff edge etc...)?
Phew that was close!
__________________ I got complimented on my driving today. There was a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.'
'Is that the gear stick...or are you just happy to see me?!'
'I've never done this before!'
'Who's car is this?'
'Look at me...no hands!!'
'Watch what happens when I do this....'
__________________ The excitement of going fast is like nothing else.
'Is that the gear stick...or are you just happy to see me?!'
'I've never done this before!'
'Who's car is this?'
'Look at me...no hands!!'
'Watch what happens when I do this....'
look no hands usually works as well
__________________ -6 at half 8 in the morning.
Get out in your cars global warming isnt working yet
'I knew I shouldn't have had that beer...'
'Wow, I'm drunk right now'
'10 points if I hit that person on the path!'
'10 points if I can hit anyone!'
'I can't see!'
'Blink!'
'P.I.T. Manoeuvre!!'
'F*** Tha Police'
'Who's that flashing their lights at me?!'
'Shhhh! I haven't got insurance!'
'I feel dizzy!'
'It seemed like a good idea at the time!'
'Whoops!'
'Is that supposed to happen?!'
__________________ The excitement of going fast is like nothing else.
Things not to say whilst driving... 
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What have I started here? Love the suggestions guys.
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