My Neighbour is nuts!

[waynne]

I looked out of the window just now and all of our rubbish was in a pile on the pavement in sacks. A seagull had broken open a bag and was eating the contents.

My neighbour noticed this as he was driving away so he mounted the kerb aiming for the seagull and with his horn blaring scared it off.

Personally I would rather keep my cars tracking and tyres in good order rather than scaring off a seagull.

[Massive]

hahaha id just get out or the car and shout at it, maybe wave a stick at it

[waynne]

Why wave a stick and shout at your car?

[Massive]

you know what i meant :P

[pgarner]

why didnt he just blast the horn at it ? no need to mount the kerb, and there was no point bet around 10 seconds later the gull was back.

[waynne]

Yup and its still there now. You just know what the seagull is going to do next time he cleans his car?

[Prince]

Through a rock at it...like a drive by! Maybe he was going for 10 points!

[HDi fun]

Sounds like your neighbour needs a long stay at one of those hotels with the soft rooms and nice long dressing gowns.

[Prince]

Originally Posted by HDi fun

Sounds like your neighbour needs a long stay at one of those hotels with the soft rooms and nice long dressing gowns.

Or a brothel...