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24-12-2009, 09:09 AM
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| | Administrator TC Founder Car: A4 2.0T Fsi Quattro
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If your car could talk what would it say or ask?
Mine would probably be something like this "I feel underused and unappreciated. At least give me some nice super unleaded to drink!"
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24-12-2009, 09:54 AM
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| | Senior member Road burner Car: Octavia vRS LE
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| Re: If your car could talk
Well, apart from mine wanting higher cetane diesel rather than SU, mine would probably have similar demands to yours.
Oh, and a good wash as well. | |
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24-12-2009, 11:46 AM
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| | Super Moderator TC Founder Car: Astra Sri Vx Line.
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| Re: If your car could talk
Mine would prob tell me to slow down.  | |
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24-12-2009, 12:22 PM
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| | Member Wrench Pro Car: mg zt 160
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| Re: If your car could talk
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Originally Posted by waynne  If your car could talk what would it say or ask?
Mine would probably be something like this "I feel underused and unappreciated. At least give me some nice super unleaded to drink!" | mine would probably say. thank god your back, that wife of yours terrifies me  | |
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24-12-2009, 05:59 PM
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| | modherbrator Torque Junkie Car: Seat Leon Cupra
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| Re: If your car could talk
 i like that 1!!
mine would say wash me!!!!
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30-12-2009, 05:34 AM
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| | Very Senior Member The Torque Meister Car: Subaru WRX Turbo 04
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| Re: If your car could talk
think mine would say "lose some weight you fat barsteward, your making my performance look bad."
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30-12-2009, 10:04 PM
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| | Loyal Member Power tuner Car: Fiesta 1.4
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| Re: If your car could talk
"man what are you playing at ? you promised me youd get that dent out by july, i carry you 30 000 miles and this is how you say thank you, Honestly!"
somthing along those lines, and to be honest i did promise myself that the dent would be fixed by summer, probably all nice and rusty around the inside of it by now. | |
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31-12-2009, 10:02 AM
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| | Loyal Member Power tuner Car: Fiesta MK5 1.25
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| Re: If your car could talk
Please stop spanking me so hard! | |
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31-12-2009, 10:09 AM
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| | Loyal Member Power tuner Car: 1988 Jaguar XJS 5.3
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| Re: If your car could talk
Mine would "WINK" at me and say "don't wash me every other day, other cars are looking at me like I'm some kinda clean freak, and yeah so what I'm a Jag, that's besides the point, and by the way I like highways better than the city, so take me there more often and I'll show you the meaning of ROAR~!~!!! And if ya wanna be safe-get a 5 point seat belt so you stay put better around corners!~!~!~"
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07-07-2011, 06:25 PM
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| | Administrator TC Founder Car: A4 2.0T Fsi Quattro
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| Re: If your car could talk
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Originally Posted by fezzafii Please stop spanking me so hard! | Treat them mean and keep em keen eh? I'm sure it will backfire, it always does. | |
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08-07-2011, 09:54 AM
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| | Very Senior Member The Torque Meister Car: 2002 Clio 172
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| Re: If your car could talk
Mine would say "Stop braking so hard, you're wearing out my tyres!" | |
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08-07-2011, 10:14 AM
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| | Very Senior Member Torque Junkie Car: Bora TDI PD 170/290
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| Re: If your car could talk
"I've done 135 thousand miles!!! and you've never taken me to the moon and back." | |
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