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Old 13-09-2006, 08:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A UK guy was arrested and has been convicted of dangerous and reckless driving reaching speeds of upto 35 mph in a built up area. He is blind . Police followed him and he negotiated 2 roundabouts but they stopped him when he turned into the wrong lane of traffic. Police discovered he was blind when he got out of the car and were amazed - his fellow passenger who was banned from driving was giving him instructions and desparately needed to get across town.

At the court hearing the Blind guy was banned from driving for 3 years (yes the courtroom thought that was funny too.) But to cap all of this off due to a legal requirement for this type of conviction the blind chap was orderd to take a mandatory extended driving course before a driving test!!!!!

Proof that this is a real STORY: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...ds/5335802.stm

Have you got any (REAL) news stories that top this one?
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Old 13-09-2006, 09:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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No, but I also read this guy only has two fingers on his right hand, suffers from leg spasms, and is also partially deaf in his left (driving!) ear!
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Old 27-09-2006, 12:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Paris Hilton (what is she for anyway?) Has just got a drink drive conviction as she as she drove to get a late-night burger!

She was seen driving erratically (don't all models!)

'Super' models and burgers

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2006/0927/hiltonp.html
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Old 28-09-2006, 04:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That funny dude!
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Old 13-10-2006, 09:16 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Police in America set a bait car up in a high crime area. And guess what - it got stolen. The problem was that the SAT NAV tracking in the car was playing up so the've lost their car and all the tempting things they put in it!
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