Excuses to get off a speeding ticket?

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i used the Girlfreind is about to give birth one ages ago and i had an unexpected escort home then the copper waited while i rushed in, filled in the ex missus on what id done and helped her downstairs, she was only 6 and a half months gone at the time, escort to the hospital a+e where he let me off with a verbal "take it easy son, your baby needs a daddy"

We had to wait 20minutes and leave via the main hospital entrance.

2 months later i was doing it for real!!!



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[waynne]

Originally Posted by HDi fun

'Is it your car, sir?'

''Tell you what, officer, you wouldn't have caught me in that [1.6 Astra] if it wasn't!''