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Old 07-07-2011, 06:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Crafty traffic lights

Did you know the lights have little cameras on them. But they work in a way I didn't realise.

They look at your eyes. You stare at them when you first get stopped by them. Then you start glancing away a bit with the occasional furtive glance back. Finally when the lights are happy you've given up waiting, have drifted off or are distracted by something they suddenly change.

Go on then, tell me I'm wrong? I bet this happens to you all the time.
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Old 07-07-2011, 08:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Retinal observation through a sheet of laminated glass. Very impressive. I never knew this was feasible.

The lights can even determine what you're thinking?
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Old 07-07-2011, 09:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yup! Scary isn't it!
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Old 07-07-2011, 09:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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May I ask where this information came from? It is way too much big brother for my liking!
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Old 08-07-2011, 10:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I try and keep them on green with the power of my mind.

I have failed so far, but one day....
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Old 08-07-2011, 10:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I had ALL green lights yesterday it was awesome.
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Old 08-07-2011, 11:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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they dont work like that here.
they stay green when theres nothing there and as soon as you get close they turn back to red
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Old 08-07-2011, 05:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I avoid them, but I noticed some of them running after me... I showed them MY red.
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Old 08-07-2011, 05:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I had ALL green lights yesterday it was awesome.
I bet you had sunglasses on! If they can't see your eyes they assume you're asleep!
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I bet you had sunglasses on! If they can't see your eyes they assume you're asleep!

Nope no sunglasses.


They just like me.
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I had ALL green lights yesterday it was awesome.
Your scaring me TN
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I try and keep them on green with the power of my mind.

I have failed so far, but one day....
Maybe we should change your name from Yugguy to Master Yoda!
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What are traffic lights?
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