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Old 02-05-2008, 04:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Just finished cleaning the bird poo that was freshly laid on my Civic today! Do you think birds think it's funny to poo on cars?! Why is it that when you clean your car...in the next hour it gets covered in bird s**t?! Maybe we should all buy pellet guns to shoot birds that we catch crapping on a car!

What does everyone think about this?
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Old 02-05-2008, 04:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Its not just you they get me too. If you leave it on it dissolves the paintwork! A good layer of wax will help make the job of removing it easier. If you leave a few spots of polish the birds think that the car has already been done.

What I want to know is why bird do is white on dark cars and black on light cars? Your'e not telling me they are not doing this deliberately!
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Old 02-05-2008, 09:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Perosnally, I wouldn't take her out again if she crapped on my car.
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Old 03-05-2008, 04:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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@hdi!
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Old 03-05-2008, 05:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Lmao!
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