Awkward moment No4

[waynne]

You have your work collegues and a customer in your car and you have a long jouurney ahead. You had a curry the night before, baked beans for breakfast with an egg on top and now you find yourself stuck in a car with someone you need to impress and people that will use every opportunity to embarass you in front of your boss.

You sense that you have an excess of wind building up down stairs and it is pretty likely you'll be releasing batches of it every 10 minutes - you know it is going to be Loud and you guarantee it will be smelly.

What would you do?

[trooper]

put a cork in it. Woman (or most woman) have the ability to hold these things until in private, even if stuck in a car for 8 hours at a time.

[fingers]

Or you claim to? Isn't it funny how the woman of the house always smells the dog fart first?

Only messin.

I was in a situation lie this at my brothers wedding. We all decided to get an Indian take away the night before. We all had a tika as it is mild except for my bro and his mate who both went for a madras because it is hotter and they were "ard". After finishing my tikka, bro's mate announced that only after a couple of mouth fulls he couldn't eat it as it was too hot. Being that I was a loittloe larger'd up Ithought "bloody wimp, I'll eat it". so I did. The next day, at the wedding, I had to sit next to my nan in the church. Never again!

[waynne]

When in Chapel let it Rattle! Thats what I always say. You could always glare at someone and say was that you? You absolve yourself of all suspicion doing that!

[trooper]

Originally Posted by fingers

Or you claim to? Isn't it funny how the woman of the house always smells the dog fart first?

Only messin.

When me and buddy go to the car show in July she will have to go out the room when i go to toilet. I have been with my husband for 16 years now and still wont go to the toilet when he's in the house! Just ask Buddy she'll tell you how i am when it comes to these types of bodily functions!!!!