When a garage says "Take it easy for the first 200 miles"
What they mean is "I don't think we bolted it on tight enough, drive as far away as you can and when it breaks you'll have to get a local garage to fix it"
"The car will be ready on Wednesday."
"We'll start to look at it wednesday and might even get it fixed unless there is something wrong with it!"
Can you think of any more - we need to inform people to look through the technical speak and work out what is really going on.
