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HDi fun · 22-04-2008, 06:14 PM

Try this in back seat at traffic lights:

Stuff (clean, preferably) handkerchief in mouth like a gag and writhe about like a kidnap victim with hands behind back.

OR, approach parked car holding white stick and then get into driving seat.

Slow moving Motorway tailback - the wash me wash you trick. Wash windscreen and watch car behind wash theirs to clear excess spray. Next one back washes, and so on. How far down the queue can you get this to happen?

At pole position on dual carriageway lights. Rev engine menacingly (doesn't really work with diesels, fast ones or not, as they don't make the right sound) and try to get the car beside you to take off in a GP start and then drive off in a leisurely fashion having
watched him disappear in a cloud of clutch and tyre smoke.

22-04-2008, 06:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
HDi fun Moderator The Torque Meister Car: Peugeot 406 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: SOUTH EAST Posts: 1,800	Re: Fun at the lights or in a traffic jam Try this in back seat at traffic lights: Stuff (clean, preferably) handkerchief in mouth like a gag and writhe about like a kidnap victim with hands behind back. OR, approach parked car holding white stick and then get into driving seat. Slow moving Motorway tailback - the wash me wash you trick. Wash windscreen and watch car behind wash theirs to clear excess spray. Next one back washes, and so on. How far down the queue can you get this to happen? At pole position on dual carriageway lights. Rev engine menacingly (doesn't really work with diesels, fast ones or not, as they don't make the right sound) and try to get the car beside you to take off in a GP start and then drive off in a leisurely fashion having watched him disappear in a cloud of clutch and tyre smoke.