 Its pheasant splatting season!
Driving along the motorway today I had a Pheasant at the side of the road. He walked along the road, paused, looked at me coming straight toward the inside lane and then ran into the path of my car. I now have a cracked number plate despite trying to avoid the stupid bird.
They have wings - so why don't they fly. The Pheasant must rate as the most stupid bird around and judging by the number of pheasant corpses lining the roads they have a lemming like suicide complex!
Anyone else noticed the increase in kamikazee pheasants on our roads? Should the farmers be forced to pay for our number plates and bumpers? Should there be pheasant proof fencing at the sites of the road?
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I got complimented on my driving today. There was a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.' |