The phrase I use for all show and no go is "all fart and no sh*t
I'm with HD on this one. Make sure you can stop before you go. I also prefer to surprise the AFANS brigade with a standardish looking car, much more fun

It has the added advantage of it being less likely to be vandalised or nicked. AND it gives you more money to spend on stop and go. AND you are less likely to attract the attention of the blue meanies

A win win situation if you ask me, but than, like HD, I am an old git and not into flash! In the end it is what rocks your particular boat. What a boring world it would be if we were all like HD and me

Now, where did the nurse put my rocking chair........