I get pulled over frequently for the stupidest things. When I ask "what the problem orrificer" I usually get one of the following replies:
You do know that horn is illegal?
You do know its illegal to display a number on the door of your car? (I don't understand that one)
I have pulled you over due to the volume of your exhaust.
Or if the copper wants to be really annoying:
Nothing mate, I just wanted to have a look.
