Or you claim to?
Isn't it funny how the woman of the house always smells the dog fart first?
Only messin.
I was in a situation lie this at my brothers wedding. We all decided to get an Indian take away the night before. We all had a tika as it is mild except for my bro and his mate who both went for a madras because it is hotter and they were "ard". After finishing my tikka, bro's mate announced that only after a couple of mouth fulls he couldn't eat it as it was too hot. Being that I was a loittloe larger'd up Ithought "bloody wimp, I'll eat it". so I did. The next day, at the wedding, I had to sit next to my nan in the church.
Never again!