I'm thinking here that I need to be a girlie to stand the best chance of getting off. Might buy a puppy and a mini - maybe that would be enough. Can't pretend to have just passed my test - as my licence is eched on a stone tablet. I had a friend who got stopped for speeding and he said he was only doing what is said on his licence. When the policeman asked what that was he pointed to the bit above the Organ Doner part which clearly says "Tear along dotted line" - he got let off as well! |