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waynne · 24-10-2006, 06:38 AM

Blue lights - sickening feeling in your stomach. Policeman gets out and walks up to your car - very slowly to build the tension. "Ok so wheres the fire son?"

. Policeman leans through your window "Did you know you were doing 36 in a 30 zone?"

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I don't know about you but I'm never any good at thinking up witty replies in these sorts of situations so I was hoping you could provide me with a repository of amusing quips or excuses that would get me off a ticket.

(I'm not condoning the excessive speeding in the example above and we will just assume that the above drivers concentration wained - hey that's me a little and the speed crept up without him or her realising

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24-10-2006, 06:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
waynne Administrator Torque King Car: A3 1.8T Sport Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Deal, Kent UK Posts: 6,371	Excuses to get off a speeding ticket? Blue lights - sickening feeling in your stomach. Policeman gets out and walks up to your car - very slowly to build the tension. "Ok so wheres the fire son?" . Policeman leans through your window "Did you know you were doing 36 in a 30 zone?" . I don't know about you but I'm never any good at thinking up witty replies in these sorts of situations so I was hoping you could provide me with a repository of amusing quips or excuses that would get me off a ticket. (I'm not condoning the excessive speeding in the example above and we will just assume that the above drivers concentration wained - hey that's me a little and the speed crept up without him or her realising .)